The Red Baby Update by Jonathan Jonson

SO , I WAS CRUISING DOWN THE STREETS OF L.A. W/ MY HOMIE RUSSELL S. BUMPING NEW EXCLUSIVE HOT SHIT AND TALKING MUSIC VIDEO BIZ, WHEN LOW AND BEHOLD, SHINING FROM THE SKY, WAS A BILLBOARD W/ THE J&J RED BABY DOING FLIPS AND SPINNING AROUND. RUSS SAID IT WAS ACROBATICS, I SAID IT WAS BREAKDANCING. THE RED BABY WAS RAISED BY REAL B BOYS AND GREW UP THE STUDIO W/ M.C.’s. WHEN HE WAS BORN HE WAS HOLDING HIS UMBILICAL CHORD LIKE IT WAS PLUGGED INTO A MIC ! WHAT CAN I SAY ? THE LIL RED BABY TOOK WHAT HE LEARNED FROM US AND JUST RAN W/ IT. HE’S GOT HIS OWN BILLBOARD NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S REALLY ENJOYING HIMSELF. I’M GLAD HE’S DOING BIG THINGS … I’M HAPPY FOR YOU LIL HOMIE !

I REMEMBER THE RED BABY TELLING US THAT HE WAS 1 OF 4 QUADRUPLETS . I GUESS THESE ARE HIS SIBLINGS AND THEIR DADS.

- MAINFRAME AKA JONATHAN JONSON